Did you know? If you have gophers in your garden, it's hard to ignore those pesky mounts of dirt, so the best and simplest way to get rid of them is to ask one the guys in your family to pee [yes, pee!] in the holes, and that will send them [the gophers, not the guys] to another piece of land .... that was the only way my mother handled the issue after everything else failed, and the property has been gopher free for over 20 years. Try it! But pee in every hole ... and guys love to 'p*ss in the wind' ... so it won't be too difficult or embarrassing to ask them. Trust me: it works!!!